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⚔️ BEHOLD, BZB: THE WHITE SQUARE'S PATHETIC QUEST FOR MEANING (AND 1000 POINTS) ⚔️

Tired of living? So is Bzb. He's a sentient, profoundly depressed white square trapped in a grid-based hellscape. His only purpose? Reach 1000 points. Why? Nobody knows. Not even Bzb. But the Slimes mock him, the Skulls judge him, and the Stones... well, they just sit there. Menacingly.

Welcome to a brutal fusion of 2048 and Roguelike despair. Prepare for existential dread disguised as puzzle mechanics.

The Glorious (Pointless) Struggle:

1. WASD is Your Crutch: Slide Bzb and his "adversaries" Up, Down, Left, Right. Merge numbers? Ha! No. Here, you merge misery. Monsters collide. Someone always gets hurt. Usually Bzb.
2. The Cosmic Power Scale (It's Arbitrary & Cruel): Witness the game's elegant hierarchy of suffering! The Highest Monster mercilessly executes the Middle Monster. Why? Because it can. The Middle Monster, in a fit of existential rage, obliterates the Lowest Monster. Why? Because life is unfair. And this pecking order? It changes constantly based on how many unlucky souls are crammed onto the grid. Just like real office politics, but with more skulls.
3. Rotate to Annihilate (or Just Die Faster): Feeling dizzy? Good. Use the LEFT/RIGHT ARROW KEYS to rotate the entire grid. Watch your carefully orchestrated doom spiral into chaos. Maybe that Skull will land on a Slime? Probably not. It'll probably land on Bzb.
4. The Goal (LOL): Reach 1000 points. Points are awarded for... surviving? Causing collateral damage? Successfully delaying the inevitable? Who cares! Get 1000. Maybe then Bzb can finally rest. Or find a new, equally pointless number to chase.

Why Play? (Seriously, Why?)

• Experience the crushing weight of existence as a minimalist geometric shape.
• Delight in the darkly hilarious spectacle of monsters enacting their brutal, nonsensical hierarchy right before your eyes. Slimes eating skulls? Stones outlasting everyone? Poetry.
• Test your masochistic streak! Is Bzb strong enough? Spoiler: Probably not. But watching him fail is weirdly compelling. Like a car crash involving polygons.
• Black humor so dark it absorbs light. Seriously, it might drain your monitor's brightness.

Can one insignificant white square defy a universe governed by arbitrary rules and murderous shapes? Can YOU guide Bzb through the absurd, ever-shifting nightmare to achieve the mythical 1000 points?

Or will he just become another forgotten stain on the grid of oblivion?

Dare to embrace the futility? Play now. (Bzb isn't getting any less depressed.)

Note: click on game to enable sounds.